Animals: Today, I was walking behind my mother when she was mowing the... - FML

By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta

Today, I was walking behind my mother when she was mowing the lawn. She unknowingly mowed over a wasps' nest that was in the grass. Guess who the wasps decided to seek revenge on. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:16

OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)

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Redskin9999 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:00

Talk about a buzz kill

Benmantha 31

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:41

Run, boy, run! This world is not made for you. Run, boy, run! They're trying to catch you. Run, boy, run! Running is a victory.

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XxElementzxX 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:50

Op, why are you making your mom mow?

Miss_Mandi 29

Sunday 21 June 2015 10:28

Congrats OP, you've discouraged me from finishing the lawn tomorrow. :( I'm glad to hear you're ok and not allergic, though. I almost ran over a mouse myself the other day. Ran across just in time for me to mow his little grass tunnel down.

Malcazar 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 12:00

why are you walking and not mowing?

WCARlover 34

Sunday 21 June 2015 12:22

Alright I'll just add one more thing. It appears a lot of you seem to think I was making some old decrepit woman mow. My mom is 41 and actually says she likes push-mowing as a form of exercise. On this particular day she started out wanting to mow but then asked me to finish it.

azyjazy713 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:25

Omg this happened to me when i was a kid raking leaves! Yellow jackets were in a nest under the leaves and i hit it & they attacked.

Idahome 6

Monday 22 June 2015 1:37

Why the **** were you even walking behind someone who was cutting the grass?!?! I know that sounds rude, but seriously...why?

Mortoli 30

Monday 22 June 2015 10:20

poor guy im a wasp magnet too. lol

tylair 10

Monday 22 June 2015 12:24

She needs to bee cleaner

silentsuffer 16

Monday 22 June 2015 23:51

That's why you mow the lawn instead of being lazy and just watching her :)

MayaMacias 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 4:56

Why are you walking behind her mowing anyways?

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