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By shmarf - / Friday 19 June 2015 16:17 / United States - Belton
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By  gunnerblaster  |  21

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By  Pleonasm  |  31

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  TH_Insomniak  |  15

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  Jader1225  |  0

Not an odd thing at all to kiss after. But spitting anything into someone's mouth is just fucking rude. I had an ex spit in my ear once as "a joke" and I could have punched the bastard.

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  BbyGrrl95  |  7

If you aren't willing to kiss a girl because she had your dick in her mouth, you should probably wash it more often. If you wouldn't put it in your mouth, you shouldn't put it in hers.

By  leogachi  |  15

If you think it's so gross, why would you want it in your girlfriend's mouth?

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  Pleonasm  |  31

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  ChopSuey444  |  20

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  KayDee29  |  31

Some women prefer to swallow, but spitting it into her boyfriends mouth for a laugh? That's not cool at all. He had no idea what was coming to him and I'm definitely on his side here because I don't think anybody wants their own body fluids in their mouth, unless of course they're into that. But that sort of stuff should always be discussed beforehand.

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  Myo_fml  |  20

Communication IS key here along with its place in any sexual decision. My SO and I have discussed this before and so have no problem. while I enjoy making him happy,I prefer a warning as I do not want it in my mouth.

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  drbobbz  |  16

I agree to kiss my boyfriend, I don't agree to let him spit in my mouth. It's a consent issue, not a logistics debate. And it was his -first- time; why agree to do something just to turn around and ruin it for them?

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  PANDORUM89  |  21

As a woman that disgusts me. Anyone who thinks that is funny needs a reality check. Open communication is key to any healthy sexual relationship and she just broke the trust that he had for her. How would she like it if he didn't give her a warning to when is was finishing and made her swallow it? or didn't pull out or wear a condom because he thought her freaking out would be hilarious? I slap someone if they did that to me.

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  leogachi  |  15

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  leogachi  |  15

@120 take their own fluids into their own mouth.

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  SneezyBear  |  24

#120 "It just seems a little unfair to me that the person receiving oral would react so negatively when the other person wants them to". 1- nothing in this FML suggests OP put any kind of pressure on his gf to swallow 2- it is NOT selfish to want some sort of sexual activity performed on you while not wanting to perform it on yourself. This will be a little graphic but I enjoy it when my fiance goes down on me. I would NOT be ok with it if he stuck his fingers in or something and then shoved them in my mouth to make me taste myself - Especially without some kind of communication or discussion or something. There is NOTHING selfish or 'unfair' about that. It's plain gross, not funny and immature. How you think otherwise is beyond me.

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  Cads1  |  24

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  lex1459  |  38

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  Cads1  |  24

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  tishtashbat  |  16

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  Cads1  |  24

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By  gunnerblaster  |  21

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  nitrog100  |  21

By that logic, no heterosexual should ever have sex. It's not like he refused to perform oral sex on her; he took issue with having his own semen unexpectedly spat in his mouth.

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  JayVicious  |  20

so what you are saying is he should eat her out then spit her juice in her mouth? either way it would be immature and disgusting. unless they talked about it before hand and they each agreed to taste thier own brand.

By  Dif_fml  |  12

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  llamaaduckk  |  19

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  kaseyyeahh  |  7

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  rylaii  |  26

I would say it is disrespectful. He didn't ask get to she decided to. I think he was just glad he was getting a blow job and not expecting anything from her.

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  ChopSuey444  |  20

#27 . . . so . . . it IS respectful to spit it IN HIS MOUTH instead of being a normal person and beforehand discussing with him that she doesn't like semen and would prefer him ejaculate elsewhere? No one should have any argument on this girl's behalf. It's gross. It's rude. It's childish.

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  JayVicious  |  20

#21 it would have been respectful not to spit in his mouth. #27 its not really the same. if he was complaining about eating her out and not wanting her juice in his mouth then your argument would make sense. comments like yours are whats wrong with humanity. dont white knight for someone that is clearly in the wrong. I fel like if the genders were switched in this fml everyone would be calling the spitter disgusting.

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  Miss_Whipped  |  40

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  a1_z9  |  10

I wouldn't say it was bad tasting (although it varies from man to man) but it is quite strong tasting, (bitter, musky and salty would be my best attempt to describe!). That, along with the consistency, doesn't make it the nicest thing to land in your mouth without warning.

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  Shamandalie89  |  32

Well, in my experience it isn't so bad as everyone else said it was. But I guess that's because my bf rarely eats meat, his diet mostly consists of pasta, sweets and fruit. So it's really not that bad, it's just a little salty and it doesn't leave an aftertaste or anything.

By  HoboMeth  |  30

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#10 I'm just curious how in the world is this OP'S fault? why did he deserve it? OP wrote that his girlfriend decided to give him his first ever blowjob, he didn't ask her to swallow in fact he even said that he was surprised when he thought that she had, then she turns around and spits it into his mouth with out warning him or talking about before hand. Communication is key in a relationship especially when you start having intercourse with someone. I'm sorry your first blow job didn't end quite the way you wanted it to OP maybe better luck next time.

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  RayneSmytson  |  24

I really hope your gf does this to you, 11. Whilst it's not necessarily a great thing for OPs gf to have done, it's not worth any more than a 'can you not do that ever again' - it's certainly not worth violence and to say anything of the sort does nothing to help the causes of women who are in domestic violence situations.

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