Miscellaneous: Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand...

By sk8rgurl - 28/06/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

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By depressedskatergirl - 07/02/2015 02:35 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Braceyourself - 25/09/2016 05:44 - United States - San Pablo

Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:33

Get any extra points? :D

McA513M 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:47

Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)

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plexico 3

Monday 29 June 2009 19:03

The sad part is that it is almost certain that if there were male judges, they'd be gay! If your **** are 7.0 or better (or 4.5 or better on the old 6-point scale) please send pictures!

Mallory0 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:08

Haha! I had the same thing happen to me a couple years ago, except it happened to me in competition right at the end of my solo. I was doing a combination spin, finishing with just a back spin and when I was about to end, I felt something snap. As soon as I stopped spinning to get in to my final pose, it flew off, but I caught it in time. Haulters blow. NEVER get ones with snaps to hold it together. I never wore the dress again

shmaller 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:32

10 out of 10!

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:44

I hope you have nice ****.

tronner 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:55

why did I always think ice skaters wore "nude" colored leotards under their dresses so this exact thing didn't happen. either way - that sucks and I'm sorry :)

redoleander 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:26

Um. . . try wearing a bra or something? That's what they're for. . . YDI!!

Emma_91 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:31

It's impossible to wear a bra with most dresses.

itsokay_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:38

#41 you're an idiot, you can't wear bras with halters. also that sucks ass i'm very sorry

icesk8123 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:46

its not impossible to wear a bra with skating dresses, if it was custom like she said then shes the dumbass for making it halter so YDI

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:03

The point is making the dress fit the music. And it's not only a halter dress, I've got a regular dress that i still can't wear a bra with.

icesk8123 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:32

I don't think having a halter top helps "fit" the music, and if she was testing moves there was no music, so yea dumbass

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:43

Did she say she was testing moves? She could've used the word "move" to mean her first element. And seriously do you think most people expect this? Some people never wear bras while skating.

peptomax 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:59

you get 10's?

Brah_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:09

did you get a perfect 10.0?

cartering 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:11

No one who participates in competitive figure skating would be caught dead being identified as sk8tergurl. For one thing, sk8ter refers to a completely different sport - and one that is largely looked down upon by figure skaters