Love: Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam....

By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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Same thing different taste

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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Blind love

By sorry - 25/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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feelslikeanoose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:37

Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!

MinorOED 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:58

She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)

Comments

MysteryJoker 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:58

#4, you are my hero

Canaan_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 13:49

that girl is a bitch and

cumberbunny 17

Wednesday 7 May 2014 21:55

...and? Don't leave us hanging.

MDNL 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:10

that's really sad! I'm sorry op fyl :(

bharted85 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:26

4- win

mynewaccount 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:57

Awh, poor kid.

TexasMud 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:57

He had to find out eventually

LauraKaty 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:42

Ooh burn!

EverythingIsBad 6

Friday 31 August 2012 6:45

You're sure as hell not as ugly as her personality.

Orchard 33

Friday 7 June 2013 2:58

I guess she's not so charming anymore, now is she? Sorry she was so heartless OP

grumpy94533 11

Sunday 17 November 2013 23:31

What a bitch

CandyLand28 0

Wednesday 2 July 2014 17:18

I think that glasses actually make people look better. I wear glasses. I have like 3 boys after me. Don't worry about one bitch. Find one that wears glasses. :-)