Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering...

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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You deserved it 737

FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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By AKN - 29/01/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:34

hahaha

JGrevious 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:21

true.

FrannyPackIt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:10

I was literally just about to write one about the same exact thing. at least i know I have an fml buddy:D

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:35

same as #1, yay for bad lives

FML_angela 0

Friday 27 August 2010 8:25

same

rock999 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:14

same

methatguy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:04

First world problems...

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 4 May 2015 23:57

That's 99% of the fml readers. :)

FuckMattsLife 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:15

That's how I found this site in the first place~!

Wi5p 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:08

Ha! I feel the same way. :D

lhoavtee 3

Monday 14 March 2011 2:35

I know how you feel

Big_Pick 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:11

Schadenfreude eh? I'm a fan.

BurnBabyyBurn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:08

I stayed home from school, read this site all day, and still say FML. hahaha(=

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

greendaygirl999 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 6:31

Exactly haha.

lexxi_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:18

I agree.

Sgt_Pepper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:02

saaaame here!

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:59

me too.

Switzy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:19

Schadenfreude: German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Love that word!

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Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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Today, after working out at the gym, I accidentally left my towel in my locker. Since it was early, I didn't mind walking to the showers naked. After showering, I couldn't get my lock to open, leaving me stuck trying to open the locker totally naked, as the locker room filled up. FML

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Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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