Work: Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron...

By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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Same thing different taste

By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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Chill out, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By barebackingit - 04/11/2013 19:17 - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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More speed, less haste

By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 18:00

Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

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By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Typical bad day

By Fred - 08/11/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked over a glass of water, which short-circuited my alarm clock, so I overslept, missed a crucial meeting, and found out I'd been promoted... to a position which no longer exists. FML

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By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

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Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

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By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 9:20

well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

Bad day? D:

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tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:40

sux 2 b u.

CRAZYBISCUIT 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:25

Sucks to be you!

trivel64 16

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:29

FIRSTT!!!11!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!1!

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:20

well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(

bananassin 25

Friday 6 March 2015 21:22

m2 m8, you're not alone in this.

little_musician 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:32

Sorry, but I agree with #3.

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

Bad day? D:

WeirdxGuy 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:46

YDI for being late

LordLayAlot 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:40

I don't feel sorry for you, be happy, would've been way worse if you had meticulously prepared yourself with an early start.

pengyvan 21

Sunday 16 August 2015 4:52

Better one, Today, I woke up two hours earlier than normal, ironed my clothes, shaved and got to my office early for my big meeting. It was canceled. FML