Transportation: Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful...

By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Thursday 24 March 2016 17:23

At least it was just his finger.

Silverfeathery 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:24

Better hope it was clean

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ViviMage 38

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:45

I'd bite him. Teach him human bites can be severe and not to invade my space again

MonCapitan 4

Thursday 24 March 2016 23:27

Get into the habit of biting down hard after a yawn, some people need to learn the hard way.

jimeple 12

Thursday 24 March 2016 23:44

Who does this sort of thing? Isn't this kind of like an assault?

Gingerwithasoul 6

Thursday 24 March 2016 23:46

yes..."finger"...

kquals 8

Friday 25 March 2016 0:09

That is just weird. I suggest mouth wash.

GeeThatSucks 9

Friday 25 March 2016 0:24

I hope you just took all your anger out on him and just ****** up his shit. I'm sure nobody could find you guilty since he committed oral sodomy.

TabooSushi 24

Friday 25 March 2016 1:14

What is with people who do this? I've been hearing about it more and more lately.

CarouselHeart 11

Friday 25 March 2016 1:14

Omg, that happened to me in a club, I yawned and some woman rushed over and tried to shove her finger in my mouth. Wtf. FYL.

Moerighan 23

Friday 25 March 2016 1:17

At least you didn't have 17 nose bleeds.

EmConforti 2

Friday 25 March 2016 1:58

******* creep

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