Animals: Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of...

By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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_DANTE_ 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:31

Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.

Jupi_fml 2

Monday 14 September 2009 12:37

I want to say you deserve it for not paying attention, but I don't think anyone really TRULY deserves to gulp that down, unknowingly or not.

Comments

jenntastic 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:57

vinegar isnt a strong acid its a very weak acid

cosmicparallax 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:04

YDI for not keeping your house clean enough to prevent fruit flies from invading. If you have any rotting food, beverages or trash lying around, it might be a good idea to take care of it.

kira1kira 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:38

u catch more flies with honey then vineger! what were u thinking?!

iFail12 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:18

Hmm....nice FML, but not to be offense, but here is what I have to say. Maggie is my name. But no morning pills for me. I have cats that catch flies...I love my kitties! The taste must have waken you up fast! ;P Again, if it were vinegar, you should have been able to smell it before the cup touched your lips. It may be a weak acid, but it has a strong smell. 0_o

chudzik321 2

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:42

Wow I've done the same

catherine42 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:21

It says it was a dish of vinegar and soap... so how did she mistake a dish for a cup?

Bob31_fml 4

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:42

FAKE - no way you could drink vinegar and dish soap - you'd spit it out. Not to mention the smell, long before it got to your lips.

lemonteardrops 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:11

how hard is it to look at what you're drinking ? we have fruitflies, and this never happens to us . [im with someone xD] just really, if you're even gonna make up an fml do it right , please .