Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off...

By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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Dirty work

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 19:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By ruserious - 07/08/2015 11:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML

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Big Baby

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:37

Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time. This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.

Jeremy_162 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:35

Your dad is evil.

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nickharbut 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:41

I'm sorry but your dad is a dick and has Way Too much time on his hands

mccaincracker 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:42

Go roll around on his bed or jump in his car

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:43

That sucks but its so damn funny.

lizard399 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:45

That's just odd.. I would be pissed.

ChloeG_fml 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:47

Sounds like a fun dad!:)

banzainutslap 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:21

Your pretty sexy girl

desireev 17

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:47

I've heard and seen really mean things that parents do... But that's just cold! FYL for sure OP!

Lunantic 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:56

Emphasis on the "cold".

banzainutslap 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:23

Hey its better than hot sludge. One time i was in the shower and my dad poured a bucket of poop over and threatened to set one on fire and throw it in if i didnt start taking out the trash

hilary56 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:47

That's a bitch move! Do it to him :)

fishface517 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:15

Yes, because OP would LOVE to their father in the shower before throwing sludge or anything at him. It would be much better to seek a revenge where OP does not see their father naked in the shower.