FML : Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself....

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Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By inalotofpain - / Saturday 16 April 2011 12:46 / United States

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By Me654 | 0

#2358778 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:41

Well shouldn't it cool you down a bit?

By RezaCookies | 0

#2358784 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:43

yeahh youd rather burn than be soothed by cold water huh.

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By nason222 | 0

#2358772 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:41

your dad must be really stupid.

Daerauko | 0

#2358856 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:56

he's not stupid. He just missed his single days and wet t-shirt contests. "oh OP you look so much like your mother" *breathing heavily*

tesuan | 0

#2358873 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:58

Crrrrreeeeeeeeepy

kiltsaresexy | 4

#2358896 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:01

Not stupid, but smart. He got the coffee off. As long as the hot coffee is on them, it will burn.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2358921 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:06

Lmao #17

catatonicsleep | 17

#2358961 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:14

Not stupid, if you get scalded you're supposed to run the area under cold water...

stewpididiot | 11

#2358991 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:19

oP YDI for drinking 'Boiling Hot Coffee'....
or, were you exaggerating just a wee bit ?

T3P33_fml | 0

#2359006 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:23

Daerayko seems like a wise man.

khaya | 9

#2359079 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:36

This sounds like the beginning of a very badly scripted porno.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2359547 - Saturday 16 April 2011 22:32

I agree. "sorry babe you're so hot I had to put you out" just wait for the pizza guy to show up with the extra sausage large pizza

maa_rico | 4

#2359603 - Saturday 16 April 2011 22:54

Not even in the sanctuary women are safe :(

aminel | 0

#2360139 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:14

@ (17)

drawn together?

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2360223 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:38

you're a hypocrite # 70

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2361244 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:16

No, your not supposed to run a burn under cold water. New rules for burns! Take a 1st aid class!

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2361306 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:37

OP is a douce!(spelling error?)(shut up Nazis!)

By Me654 | 0

#2358778 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:41

Well shouldn't it cool you down a bit?

Byah | 0

#2358977 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:17

Yeah, it would. It's not going to "put you out" since you're not on fire, but it'll still cool you down. I heard baking soda and water stop the pain pretty effectively too.

flickyourbic1223 | 7

#2359061 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:33

Mustard takes the sting out.

testthecoal | 5

#2359074 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:36

so do peppers

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#2359200 - Saturday 16 April 2011 21:03

Vinegar.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2359498 - Saturday 16 April 2011 22:24

sperm

ryanriola | 0

#2359624 - Saturday 16 April 2011 23:12

jizz

Snowstar | 0

#2360174 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:24

lemon juice works well. the bigger the wound, the better!

NCR | 0

#2361202 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:01

C-C-Combo breaker

By limepinklis | 0

#2358780 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:42

Ay yi yi...

By RezaCookies | 0

#2358784 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:43

yeahh youd rather burn than be soothed by cold water huh.

By thebestof1984 | 0

#2358786 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:44

At least he cares enough to cool you down!!!

By BurnDownTheDawn | 11

#2358789 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:44

dumb ass,, he probably knew that you need to stop burns with cold water before they become worse. So stfu he just saved you third degree burns!

Christonarhino | 0

#2358947 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:13

Wow, a coffee maker that heats your coffee enough to destroy skin and nerves? I need one of those!

catatonicsleep | 17

#2358981 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:17

I was carrying a coffee in a cardboard cup and I got a burn which tuned into a huge blister from it without the coffee even having to touch my skin

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2361256 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:19

#7 New rules for burns, your not supposed to run burns under cold water anymore! So before you name call someone.....

Amoondris | 17

#2361686 - Sunday 17 April 2011 9:12

It is warm water, cold water causes your body to go into shock.

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2362528 - Sunday 17 April 2011 15:13

#112 First aid class is where I learned it from.

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#2364763 - Sunday 17 April 2011 23:02

Never run cold water over burns.

violetsweety | 26

#2366104 - Monday 18 April 2011 5:31

it's never put ice on a burn not cold water.. cold water heals me everytime. How would warm water work? Doesnt make much sense does it?

Kaoticwolf | 17

#6540779 - Friday 19 February 2016 21:25

cold watet causes shock and its dangerous timid water or just a little hos is good to stop blisteting and help healing

By mk58 | 31

#2358796 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:45

Hey, he was only trying to help. At least you didn't burn yourself down there!!

By shibainu519 | 0

#2358817 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:48

ouch. your dad fails at life.

mk58 | 31

#2358986 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:17

Love your pic! The Annoying Orange is hilarious!

shibainu519 | 0

#2359198 - Saturday 16 April 2011 21:02

#32 thanks!

4XxXo_OxXx4 | 0

#2361001 - Sunday 17 April 2011 5:05

the annoying orange is FUCKING ANNOYING. but I guess it's supposed to be. and would you rather be burnt than be cooled off?

By TraceCase_ | 19

#2358822 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:50

Good lookin' out, your Dad! Probably helped the coffee stains from setting in your clothes too! Just grab the sprayer and get him back for the whole situation, then have a good laugh XD

By mrsninja | 2

#2358830 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:52

Actually, dousing you with cold water is the right thing to do with hot water burns. A similar thing happened to a girl at my school. I threw loads of cold water on her after it happened and was told that that was the best thing to do. So, kudos to your dad for trying to rectify his mistake.

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2358866 - Saturday 16 April 2011 19:57

actually baking soda is the best. it stops the chemical reaction of your skin when it burns. if you get it on quick enough it won't even leave a blister

stewpididiot | 11

#2358972 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:17

11 you are correct. 18 you are wrong.
cold water or ice is definitely the way to go.

thewife5 | 19

#2359039 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:29

no.. studies show ice should not be used.. but yes on the cold water.

thewife5 | 19

#2359055 - Saturday 16 April 2011 20:32

Immerse the burn in cool or cold water. Do not put ice directly on the burn, as this can cause further damage to the skin. Make the water as cold as tolerable and keep it in water until pain ceases.

jess2gd4u | 0

#2360126 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:12

actually it's room temp water.

jess2gd4u | 0

#2360191 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:29

you got it 39/41

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2361271 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:21

Actually cold water is the worst for burns! What are they teaching y'all??!!!???
Take a new 1st aid class. Learn, pleaseee!!

wisericky | 12

#2362646 - Sunday 17 April 2011 15:48

actually, you throw more hot coffee to counter the coffee burning the skin.
you guys are welcome, and should really take a first aid class like i did.