Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up...

By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 402

By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 318

You deserved it 2 977

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 406

Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

breenarae25 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:17

where's #2??

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

Your powers of observaton astound me.

Comments

ebbasaur 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:44

OMG. Ever heard of a lock and key? Seriously, I'm dude. This is a FYL story, indeed. That bites. ):

PureGold 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:46

Oh wow, that really sucks :( Sounds like it could happen to me though, I sleep through anything lol. Except that my TV isn't worth stealing.

Geraldinehoney 11

Monday 23 March 2015 3:02

I sleep through a fire alarm late at night in my town houses luckily it was a drill so my mom let me sleep and she went outside lol

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:49

You still have your phone or laptop or computer to type this up on? Tsk tsk, those thieves need a lesson. What you can't take, break.

illgutcha 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:52

i agree with #19, i think your mom took it from you because all you do is sleep all day and play XBOX all night. i would be really pissed if my XBOX disappeared! o and who would want to steal a PS3!! ( #13 )

SuperSpore 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:05

To sell it. Some people are suckers for Blu-Ray. Seriously, who would pay that much money for a PS2 with better graphics and Blu-Ray, which, by the way, reads slower and they make up for that by putting information in multiple times.

hollyman 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 23:00

Ps3 is better all u jack asses stop complaining u just jealous

Geraldinehoney 11

Monday 23 March 2015 3:03

NINTENDO FTW XD

hihi890 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:53

hahahahahahaha

trackrunner525 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:56

i don't blame you for not checking who it was after waking up...you were prolly half asleep and disoriented if you fell back asleep, and you don't expect things like this to happen to you. also, since you were expecting your mom home its understandable

smallshattered 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:58

umm if ur computer stolen, how did u write this FML?

Funtertaining11 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:00

Your guess is probably right. I get paranoid a lot, so if I hear someone come in while I'm home alone, sometimes I think it maybe a burglar. My symphaties toward you and your family. Just bad luck. #23, that last clause, funny:) #2, LOL.

Trumple 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:00

Im 'guessing' your quite well off then, with all that. Maybe your not well off, but if you are then I dont think this is so bad for you...maybe a wakeup call to get a lock and key perhaps?