Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up...

By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 401

By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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You deserved it 2 977

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 406

Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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breenarae25 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:17

where's #2??

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

Your powers of observaton astound me.

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dominoeffect 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:21

Haha!!!

lifepwn 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:21

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fatality2009 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:27

Dude... THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IF YOU DIDNT STEAL MY PS3

DuckOnAStick 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 18:35

No body wants a ps3.

MadPercussion 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 5:40

yeah, nobody except smart people who can recognize a quality entertainment system when they see one.

omgmike2345 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:41

easy nerds.

omgmike2345 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:43

easy nerds.

audereyy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:29

wowwww... hope your mom isnt too mad at you! btw...#12....thats lame.

Kamazar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:31

How the f*** do you not hear when someone's (or in this case, at least three people) are moving a 52" screen! ... so, who's up for a game of Halo tonight?