Love: Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission...

By imafrickenidiot - 08/03/2010 08:33 - France

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By Tonguetied0496 - 10/12/2012 07:21 - United States - Claremont

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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By K-9cop - 09/09/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By fml9124 - 20/03/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML

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RedTriceratops 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Wuss. Man up.

fisheatsbear 6

Monday 8 March 2010 16:14

you have to ask their parents to date someone?

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fphenom 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:06

dude ur a huge wuss

hcube 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:19

maybe you oughta have your mom ask her mom. ha! yeah.. be a man. this is 2010. how many guys still ask the girl's parents for permission? even if they scare you, I feel damn sure they'd respect you for asking.

judetheobvious 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:38

YDI/MTFU

babybubz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:39

...Pansy.

RRC_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:43

pussy shit man, pussy shit

Wildcats2008 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:25

Grow some balls.

jonnyboy69 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:34

have fun with the insurance ....that's just one reason alone I let no one drive my car

jonnyboy69 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:36

shit wrong one haha

boatkicker 4

Monday 8 March 2010 20:44

Why are you the one asking anyways? You ask permission if you want to marry her. She asks permission for anything less serious than that. They're her parents...... And you know what? If you ever decide to get married, don't ask permission. Ask for their blessing instead.

subcultured 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:53

nut up or shut up

tbonea1990 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:58

DON'T BE A ******* PUSSY. I will be surprised if you are the girlfriend in your relationship and your boyfriend is ******* your pussy b/c U HAVE NO BALLS!!!!!!!!!