101
By Mal - / Friday 29 October 2010 20:02 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  nightlilies  |  0

Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.

Comments
Reply
  NiceGuyz  |  0

What's Gorramit? And OP you should of made sure you knew who she was bringing or stop her from bringing anyone. Although I am guessing you never had any chance with her. ^NiceGuyz^

By  DocBastard  |  38

Dinner and a movie? What is this, 1967? I thought kids these days go out for PCP and a MMA fight.

Reply
  dustandashes  |  0

man u must be one of those old ppl who sit on the porch and talk about the good ol days and how u would never be so rude as kids today. just shut up and yes I realize the irony

Reply
  kayybby  |  0

I think doc needs to get off the computer every once in awhile.. every one of these I've read had a comment by him on it. I'm 18 and never sit around on the internet near as much as this person evidently does.

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

I think you need to mind your own goddamn business. Who the fuck cares how old you are and how much time you spend here? The way my schedule works gives me a few minutes here and there through the day, and some days (like today), I pull a 24 hour shift. And I happen to have my iPhone with me constantly, so I pull it out and look on here. Contrary to what you may believe, I don't comment on every FML. Go back and check if you don't believe me. Wait, why the hell am I justifying myself to a fucking pissant like you? I have an idea- why don't you go place a plastic bag tightly over your head and test the hypothesis that humans are aerobic organisms. Do it now.

Reply
  GTmustang07  |  0

dude, Doc does not even look old enough to know her multiplication table ;) please do not take that seriously. I know you fml'ers out there do that some times lol

By  iheartglasses  |  0

Thats pretty mean on her part. Why did she say a friend and not mention that it was her boyfriend. She should have picked up you were asking you out and, instead of embarrassing you, let you down easy

Reply
  roobear  |  2

She said she was bringing someone, not a friend. OP definitely should have asked who. If you're asking someone on a date (especially when it's the same sex) you need to be a bit more clear than normal, I think.

Similar

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML

By Furzball / Friday 27 May 2016 06:19 / United States - Wildomar
Loading data…