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By Mal - / Friday 29 October 2010 20:02 / United States
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I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.

Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.

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What's Gorramit? And OP you should of made sure you knew who she was bringing or stop her from bringing anyone. Although I am guessing you never had any chance with her. ^NiceGuyz^

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What, have none of you kids ever watched Firefly? If you have, take a look at the OP's name.

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I saw that one coming, Space Pirate Cowboy. lol I think you should take that as an "It'll never happen" sign.

Lesson here. Be a bit more specific about your intentions with "da" ladies. Unless you were looking for some kind of threesome.

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@4 No a girl cannot be a player only men are able to reach player status. The female equivalent of player is slut. ^NiceGuyz^

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man u must be one of those old ppl who sit on the porch and talk about the good ol days and how u would never be so rude as kids today. just shut up and yes I realize the irony

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I think doc needs to get off the computer every once in awhile.. every one of these I've read had a comment by him on it. I'm 18 and never sit around on the internet near as much as this person evidently does.

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I think you need to mind your own goddamn business. Who the fuck cares how old you are and how much time you spend here? The way my schedule works gives me a few minutes here and there through the day, and some days (like today), I pull a 24 hour shift. And I happen to have my iPhone with me constantly, so I pull it out and look on here. Contrary to what you may believe, I don't comment on every FML. Go back and check if you don't believe me. Wait, why the hell am I justifying myself to a fuc

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You're right, chaos. Absolutely right. I guess I felt the need to defend my honor or something. I'll try to keep it simple.

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dude, Doc does not even look old enough to know her multiplication table ;) please do not take that seriously. I know you fml'ers out there do that some times lol

I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.

Thats pretty mean on her part. Why did she say a friend and not mention that it was her boyfriend. She should have picked up you were asking you out and, instead of embarrassing you, let you down easy

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She said she was bringing someone, not a friend. OP definitely should have asked who. If you're asking someone on a date (especially when it's the same sex) you need to be a bit more clear than normal, I think.

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