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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 04:01 - Argentina - Lanus

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Kevin - 14/08/2022 00:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By spinspinsugar - 24/02/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus

Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML

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By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:30

Well, he's rude AND mean.

evanmurphy 14

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:32

That is very disrespectful of him. You should tell someone you trust how you feel and get it sorted out. Good luck OP.

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coolvictori 22

Sunday 10 January 2016 7:44

Wow, that's rude. Doche.

riperoonie 15

Sunday 10 January 2016 8:56

what a ********

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Sunday 10 January 2016 9:11

he was just telling the truth

Technastar 25

Sunday 10 January 2016 9:33

What a jerk, I guess he forgot that you also have feelings. May he find himself cursed with these afflictions. Congrats on the weight loss op!

butterrain101 3

Sunday 10 January 2016 14:08

Hahahahaha he's funny

JKPwnage 27

Monday 11 January 2016 0:05

Hey, congrats for taking the initiative to start losing weight. Your stepdad is an assbag; ignore him.

soulreaper12296 28

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:53

Tell your step-dad to go 'F' himself.

anotherfmlusr 2

Thursday 14 January 2016 14:16

GuyOnBridge 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 16:38

you should have muttered "heh, a **** AND a douchebag".

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