Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends,...

By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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iSativa 24

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.

jpsullivan 36

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

well thats not overkill in the slightest

Comments

countlesswonders 10

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:31

sounds like something I'd say to any of my sisters boyfriends

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:01

You'd say "touch her and I'll kill you" to your sister's boyfriend? Wow I feel bad for your sister (assuming she isn't very young). I'd just find it incredibly annoying if my brother did that.

kowgirl_1 3

Monday 5 January 2015 5:01

Brothering done right

slimashli 7

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:34

damn.... I hope your not like 17 and having that problem

DewIchigo 17

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:40

Wahahahahhaha that's so cutee

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:49

Just a dad doing his job

kalanthroxic 4

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:52

So a dad's job is to damage their children's social network with (technically illegal) threats of murder?

Carcalilly 8

Monday 5 January 2015 6:09

Why does this have so many downvotes? I see it as sarcasm or a joke...

annarcheer 19

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:51

he's your father he's going to try to protect you.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:59

I'm pretty sure she doesn't need to be "protected" from a wave. Even if it was intended to be romantic, he still shouldn't have done that.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:57

Is that a challenge I hear? Well challenge accepted, sir!!!

sullivankeara 25

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:12

At least he cares

Matheo_fml 21

Sunday 4 January 2015 21:38

Next time wave at an enemy of yours. Or try winking.

NiallsWifey 4

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:05

Sounds like my dad

bassfisher100 23

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:21

maybe your friends shouldn't wave so romantically (._.)/ but seriously. that really sucks :c I once had a girlfriend who's father said he would scalp me if I looked at her the wrong way