Health: Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric... - FML

By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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ITguy1982 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:26

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:03

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

genius_man16 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:05

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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This_Guy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:16

You should never hold anything sharp near your balls. I only hope this taught you a lesson before you do anything as stupid as this ever again. Also FYL. (still cringing in pain from reading this)

Bashar_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:16

****.......YDI for not being extra careful

patray_angel 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:17

I bet that does hurt like hell and I would like to say FYL........BUT you were doing this for a 1st date, so YDI.

MikeTenninch 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:17

Lather first... or did u, and u just suck at shaving ur balls

azfault 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:18

Why are you shaving our balls. You're an idiot. You deserve that one.

rzbt21 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:32

yeah man, stop shaving OUR balls without my permission

Littlebrraatt 14

Monday 4 July 2011 9:24

Our balls?

tiernang 21

Monday 8 September 2014 3:33

He is sperm. Duh.

britches 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:19

Are you stupid? Survey says....yes YDI.

regalarius 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:21

Why are people so surprised by a guy who shaves his balls? Personally, I don't *like* having hair down there.

bigbuttsowhat 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:22

shaving balls is a big fail

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:23

Um, you shaved your balls for a first date? I know of disastrous shaving accidents, but wow. At least you didn't pass out.

jaybyrd 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:23

yikes. it's the thought that counts though lmfao

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