By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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irishfever 0

oh shit ... OUCH

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24788 6

You should of realized that was not a good idea. Nothing too sharp by the package.

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jasax1 0

If that was the first date, then YDI.

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dawneee 0

ouch. A+ for the effort. Girls like em clean!

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Ozotorka 0

LMAO I would love to see you explain that. YDI for not being careful.

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EffYoLife 14

what did you give the girl as the reason you had to postpone your date? "sorry i was shaving my ballz for you, just in case u were gonna give me some! and i almost cut em off"? lol

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cineturtle 0

ah this is one of the most cringe-worthy stories on FML. ew ew ew.

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realworldready 0

YDI. Because shaving your balls is sort of like men that go tanning, yanno? Keep it neat, stay away from the razors.

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