By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's a good trick. Really. That's like tripping over your feet and landing on your boss's exposed penis.

Maybe I should consider using that as an excuse more often. "I'm sorry, I fell on your wallet in such a way that it landed in my pocket."

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Look on the bright side: You could have face-planted into your car, which would have been equally, if not more, hilarious. Unless of course you did face-plant...

As smooth as the chunkiest of peanut butters.

assixlem 0

Question: How close is your car to your porch for you to fall and hit it?

kittyprincess319 0

Wow you men out there. My female friends are safer drivers than most guys I know. The OP should only get a "YDI" for being so late to work.

waterynuggets 0

I could just imagine looking out my window in the morning and seeing you fall, then ROFL'ing Sorry homie

hahahaloser 0

looks like you killed like 3 birds with one stone. Your own stupididty. but seriously did you like park your car in your front lawn or something how did you trip off the porch into the car?

idratherbewrestl 0