By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

That's a good trick. Really. That's like tripping over your feet and landing on your boss's exposed penis.

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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe I should consider using that as an excuse more often. "I'm sorry, I fell on your wallet in such a way that it landed in my pocket."

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noidea_fml 3

lol this is great! definitly fyl

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bobby222 0

YDI for walking like a retard.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"I was running late for work, so I didn't change my shirt... The evening's drinks left a lingering taste in my mouth..." /postal service

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DynamicDave 11

I'm trying to imagine a setup in which your car would be that close to the porch. I can't think of one, so I'm saying YDI.

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alex_vik 0

Wow, do you really need to park your car two feet from your porch?

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tcnorden 0

My car is two feet from my porch. I have a circular driveway. So, I just thought of a circumstance all of you who have no logic/imagination. Hahaha :) FYL!!! Sorry, girl!

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The_Pleb 0

Women drivers should be illegal, they cause more deaths then drugs

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Intoxicunt 5

Male comment posters should be banned. They require more translation "then" ancient Latin texts.

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Nightfallz 0

fake. no way you could key a car by falling out your door

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kyleenstar 0

She didn't say she fell out the door, she said she "hurried out the door". I think she was saying that she was in a hurry and was probably already out the door. Not that she literally fell as she stepped out her front door.

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