Health: Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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By blahblah - 27/06/2013 01:57 - United States - Richardson

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Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

good going, dipshit

icyfire617 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.

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xxcobra14xx 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:13

your a freaking child grow up

sockmonkey576 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:55

Your an asshole.

Staige40 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:53

lot of people here are assholes, it was a mistake so what if you like Kung Fu panda, we all like something a little young for our age group

JBTSfan 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:47

youre a dumbass

cunningchick 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:20

Least they pulled u out

Burning65 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:44

Wait, u were this excited to see kung fu panda 2?

sockmonkey576 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:57

Hell yea!!! I was super psyched for that too and Cars2! :D

jtrem12389 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:03

Road House.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:03

26 I'm not sure what you're talking about. Most people on here are children and wasn't kung fu panda a kids movie? I'm definitely not a child but it's pretty easy to see most of the people on here are...