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By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

good going, dipshit

icyfire617 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.

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FailBear920 19

Monday 30 May 2011 8:43

Ska- Doosh!

LifeIsCruelFML 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:00

LOLOLOL!! THIS MADE ME LAFF. the obly reason being... i can relate LOL

LifeIsCruelFML 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:02

 shame. *only 

lilpoet257 2

Monday 30 May 2011 19:37

what did the wall do to you to deserve that!

lilpoet257 2

Monday 30 May 2011 19:52

what did the wall do to you to deserve that!

Pinkmorgan9 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:20

So how old are u again?

GuyWhoLikesBTR 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:00

When you are at the age that you have a job you shouldn't be excited to see a movie as childish as Kung Fu Panda 2.

GrenaderZim 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:33

Damn, you should watch the security camera footage if there is any. I bet you'll feel even more stupid than you already do.

mohsin335 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:06

I watched it it's awesome

St3WI3 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:45

nice pic 159, that's the perfect picture for this FML

St3WI3 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:41

hahaha cool, that sounds like the stunt Kevin from AOTS when he did a kick in the air and accidentally put his foot in the wall

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