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By ihatecats / Tuesday 1 December 2009 07:05 / United States
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I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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You, stickwoman, are what we refer to as a troll. last FML, you were on there saying, "Am I second?" Now, here you are saying "First." Nobody gives a F**K. You only serve to make yourself look like the troll you are.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Apparently, wordgirl, you do care when people do that.. Otherwise, you wouldn't waste your time complaining about it, now would you? I think not...

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I was saying that I don't care that she's first. Nobody cares that she's "first." Learn to read for content. It can be a real advantage in life.

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You're all what the rest of normal society call TOOLS. Do you sit on FML all day just to make sure you have the 'first' comment or comment on top so someone will pay attention to you? It's okay that your mothers' didn't love you, there are other internet-obsessed, convention attending people with whom you can associate yourselves. Go to a bar, meet someone, and try to salvage what is left of your pathetically deteriorate lives.

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I fail to see why the shirt not being on was worth mentioning after he just told us his nipple got cut badly...

Ouch. My cat's favorite past-time is to lurk in the hallway at night, and scratch my legs as I go to the toilet. Cats are EVIL

I hear cabinets are nice places to keep dishes. Plus, the cats I know seldom knock things over. I've never met an evil cat in my life. In my experience, the people who call cats evil are the ones who harass them then complain when they get scratched.

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Maybe they were clean dishes? I dunno. I know some people keep their dishes on their counter because of a lack of cabinet space.

By  scyve

Ow, that has definitely got to hurt! My cat scratched me in panick too when we had a house guest, but t-shirts FTW!

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How do you make a dog go meeeeeeooooooww? Stick it in the freezer and then run him through a bandsaw!

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