Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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You deserved it 3 673

By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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slushpup9696 12

Monday 2 January 2012 11:52

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

fancyclown 9

Monday 2 January 2012 11:57

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

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chambers99 0

Friday 6 January 2012 4:51

why do you have to call my sweater ugly

_mealone_ 6

Friday 6 January 2012 17:18

Ahaah, probably the point of the sweater dear

fmlmaster241 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:18

Yesss!! It worked!!!!!!>:) jkjkjk that wasn't actually me:) but that sucks

toottoot2 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:44

Dang thats one ugly sweater!!

raaachel12345 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:11

HAHAHAHAHA LOL BRB DYING

raaachel12345 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:14

But wait... was it at least a striped sweater? Because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. Duh.

freddykrueger56 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:58

Was it Freddy Krueger?

sparky98 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:57

Don't you just love those ugly Christmas sweaters?

profoundkisses 18

Wednesday 11 January 2012 13:57

Lol.

Kayla8795 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:01

He probably robbed someone for the sweater

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Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML

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Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Same thing different taste

Halloween has started early

Easy mistake

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