Kids: Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle...

By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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Not her fault neither mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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Weird kid

By LGraham - 16/06/2020 20:08

Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:33

If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.

Peach_assassin 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:37

"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"

Comments

Moon_Dreamer22 12

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:20

when i was a kid i loved to be tickled i still remember giggling and squirming to get away from my uncle when he did it to me, i view it as a bonding experience but that's just me, it all depends on the temperament of your tickle target

thepelvicwoo 8

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:22

YDI. I woulda reacted the same way as him!

cchuckcloninger 5

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:34

Good for him you damn bully. Only way it could be better is if he came and poured a glass of ice water over your head as you slept.

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:46

YDI. Asshole

skipper2009 18

Wednesday 22 January 2014 5:38

I have no sympathy for you. YDI!

HueyMcLeon 6

Wednesday 22 January 2014 6:33

hey the kid doesn't like being tickled you so had it coming

nardledangers 5

Wednesday 22 January 2014 6:41

so if a kid 100% doesn't want a shot, the kid can punch the doctor? awesome! "i dont wanna take final exams!" *epic nut punch*

Labrynthian 6

Wednesday 22 January 2014 7:15

GOOD! I'm glad. You KNEW he didn't like it. Guess he knew you wouldn't like getting hit the nuts. Sucks doesn't it? Punk Ass.

Sheh_fml 25

Wednesday 22 January 2014 7:23

Just because he's a kid doesn't mean you can just disregard he's feeling. He doesn't like being tickled, but you did it anyway just because it would amuse you. You doesn't like being punched in the nuts, but he did it anyway - But at least he did it to teach you a lesson, not just "for fun".

Bacontree 14

Wednesday 22 January 2014 10:50

I once heard someone compare being tickled when you don't like it to being raped, but you're forced to laugh. That sums up how I feel pretty well. It makes me very uncomfortable so I always tell people that if the subject arises. The fact that plenty of people see that as an invitation to start tickling me is beyond me. You totally deserved it, and don't ever tickle him again.