Kids: Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle...

By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By LGraham - 16/06/2020 20:08

Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Serisent 26

Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:33

If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.

Peach_assassin 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:37

"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"

Comments

julia9902 8

Thursday 23 January 2014 23:12

As a very ticklish person, i don't blame him!

sanecatlady 13

Friday 24 January 2014 0:21

"Sonic Sez: Hey boys and girls, there's nothing like a hug from someone you like, but if you get touched in a place or a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good! So what do you do? You say NO! And then you tell someone you trust: a parent, a doctor, a teacher or a police officer..." Or in your case, kick you in the groin because YDI.

potater 6

Friday 24 January 2014 4:16

don't touch people who don't want to be touched, basic human decency there. if you touch a kid who doesn't want to be touched you're teaching them that it's okay for them to do the same, when it really isn't.

TheBookWyrm 18

Friday 24 January 2014 5:30

That little ******* bastard. Punching in the groin is cruel and unusual.

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 30 June 2016 8:42

Disrespecting personal boundaries is cruel and unusual as well

jh921971 10

Friday 24 January 2014 11:15

Lesson learned?

hammie27 3

Friday 24 January 2014 12:56

You're a moron if you don't realize the difference between these situations.

mockingjay87 4

Sunday 26 January 2014 4:32

That kid would find himself "tickled" in another way with the back of my hand.

Heathtastic 10

Monday 27 January 2014 9:17

You totally got what you deserve OP.

Zedscar 34

Saturday 16 April 2016 18:12

AMEN! It hurts, and its not funny at all.

Mandy_Hime 6

Monday 27 January 2014 17:17

Poor kid...I know how he feels. While I was younger, a girl kept trying to tickle me whenever she got the chance, and it didn't help she also didn't stop touching me in general. What's worse, when I lost my temper and told her to stop, she threatened to tell my mom I was being mean to her, while she was the one who started it. So yeah, all my sympathy goes to the kid here.

PrettyBlackChick 16

Friday 31 January 2014 20:14

People: The difference is a doctor actually NEEDS to give him a shot. Being tickled doesn't prevent illness and if he doesn't like it you have to respect that.