Animals: Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started...

By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

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Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

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Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:56

Rodents do know best

lovelydarlings 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:57

Guinea pigs need sleep too!

Comments

musicmel22 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:40

YDI for having a guinea pig when your 20.

hayleclark 17

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:42

but the stereotypes are true.

iBanana 17

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:42

Kids acting like they've never stayed up late playing games.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:46

too cute

Btreasure 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:47

It's a girl isn't it?

austin10mink 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:48

Thank you!

legresley85 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:48

I love guinea pigs they are awesome.

FMMFL1992 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:52

or put a towel over its cage

divadevon 0

Friday 7 October 2011 7:08

Yeah less chance of suffocation that way.

drloves69 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:54

Like a boss

kitsune3 20

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:55

Can you PLEASE stop saying that on EVERY fml? It was amusing at first, but now it's getting annoying.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:55

59 - Please enlighten me.

TklFml 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:56

Why do u have a Guinea pig and your 20? That is the question...

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:55

I don't know...couldn't be because he likes guinea pigs...

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