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Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 07:45 / United States
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By  eean  |  0

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

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By  eean  |  0

If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

By  Spac3Ghost  |  0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fail man =) this should be a FML for your wife!!!! shaaaaame

By  perdix  |  29

I'd call you a pussy, but then I remembered that pussies stalk, kill and devour mice. But now that your wife woke up, maybe you should play with the pussy that is appropriate for a 26-year-old man ;)

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