Animals: Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find...

By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

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By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By spenmy - 13/06/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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sovetskiy 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?

wdfcrystal 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:12

I think it's time to get a new toaster.

Comments

Manicpandalove 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Yummy c:

Kaatosade 9

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:18

Toasted mouse bits: the next fad in gourmet dining.

farkie3 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:21

Looks like Remy fell in, no? Now he really is making Ratatouille.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:28

20- Remy's a rat, OP's problem is a mouse... just sayin

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:48

#27 Looks like the cats in your pic are giving a high five for this FML. They are like..Hell ya toasted mouse .

OhAidan 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 0:47

Mouse a la mode!

Humpyourleg 0

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:17

Midnight snack...

LordoftheOcelots 10

Thursday 25 October 2012 2:24

OP should drop the bass on it.

breathemein 10

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:44

Put some butter on that

CrewBoy 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

That's some good protein right there.

ruabadfishtoo 0

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:13

Should've made sure the toaster was squeaky clean... No? Okay then.

hama806 19

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:29

I hope he didn't eat the toast. Yuck!

jezane 9

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:18

No shit. ^

TrailblazerSS 5

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:17

Your picture pisses me off and scares me at the same time.

sovetskiy 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?

chatoyant_fml 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:05

Just imagine if it had been there for days, and they have used the toaster. Mmm that bread.

Feared 9

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:19

44- toasters make toast.

chatoyant_fml 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:32

Uhm yeah? Last time I checked toast=bread. And I wouldn't want to eat a bread that's been toasted together with a dead mouse.

OhAidan 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 0:54

I think 49 was making a joke, in your previous comment when you said "Mmm that bread", he said toasters make toast, so in this case it would be : Mmm that toast. Maybe that made sense.