Love: Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school...

By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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You deserved it 2 740

By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 300

You deserved it 33 305

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 833

By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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You deserved it 4 269

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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You deserved it 42 232

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 276

By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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You deserved it 4 348

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 10 248

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 425

deviable 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

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MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

iBanana 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:38

Not every situation can be magically transformed into a porno

Epic_Fail911 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:49

Squeeze her butt too.. maybe she was just jealous.

xlord 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:54

Dw worry guys OP said it was only Jokingly so it really wasn't a problem.

n_epic_fail 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:25

7- no but we sure can try. Anything can happen in Texas

white16sox 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:15

12 don't worry worry?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:29

This joke is played out, FMLers.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:19

7 - Rule #34. Enough said.

SamBaBam98 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:57

Wait which school carnival cuz I was at one In my town in Texas and I played twister

lemon_phat 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:55

You play twister at school carnivals? I'm jealous..

likasumboooodi 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:45

mom was already playing with them

fackincrazy 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:35

LIES !!!!

Humanspider 18

Friday 9 December 2011 8:34

Does not mean a guy can not dream for that one magical porno day

sreejithgmenon 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

hamncheeseinit 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:36

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

memily63 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:55

Is that even English..?

TheDrummingResul 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:52

Cheating had absolutely nothing to do with that FML and you butchered that sentence so bad...

infinity99_fml 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:31

Was it a soft butt ?

deviable 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

teague95 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:33

Was it the right hand red it always gets me twisted.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:23

I prefer the Adult Twister where you add pink and brown to the spinner, and play it oiled up and naked.

Telescope 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:34

I'm sure it was fun trying to explain that.

alicianoar 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:41

That's not an fml. Are you ******* twelve?

best_username 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:43

haha goodsawt

yadisingh 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:58

Goodsawt? The **** is that?

bearnblue 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

bearnblue 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:31

#40 u made me laugh :P

cmayo 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:43

At least it wasn't naked twister.

Mister_Triangle 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:13

Everybody wins in naked twister. Well, except me. I have no friends so I can only play naked twister alone with my antique pool noodle collection.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:31

If only your snail weren't such a party pooper.

sydnee14 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:50

I've never even heard of naked twister!!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 31 October 2011 20:32

^ oh boy, your missing epic fun then.

Garytt 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:58

"She had a spider on her butt"

comment11111 39

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:08

haha, funny :)

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