Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly...

By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By GuillermoCJ - 22/01/2011 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 10:16 - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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funsize003 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:02

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:01

That'll teach her.

Comments

readytofall69 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:10

I feel you and people who say peeing in the shower is bad screw them it saves time and is smart. FYL

lottso88 4

Friday 22 July 2011 16:22

Saves water too.

pippysthename00 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:12

I actually laughed harder at number three's comment than the actual FML...

Tehalon 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:13

She deserved it!

Uepari 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:15

SDI. She was the one who walked in on you. Maybe you should return the favor.

blue_mandie4 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:16

She deserved it!

touchableturtle 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:16

ouch. i don't think it's anyone's fault, it's just bad luck. i pee in the shower all the time. there's nothing wrong with it. why go to the toilet, piss, flush, and wait, shivering and cold, while your shower goes back to a normal temperature. besides, it's just a little pee. people are too fastidious.