Kids: Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went...

By judge not, ye cunt - 21/12/2012 23:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

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By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By not-religious - 17/12/2013 09:16 - United States

Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML

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By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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By ChildhoodTerror - 26/12/2016 06:40

Today, my cousin left her undisciplined demon-child at my house for Christmas. This child destroyed the other children's gifts and made so much noise that the neighbors called the police. The adults can't really discipline her while her mother is away, so all we can do is apologize in this child's wake. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong

Today, I got yelled at by parents of one of my students because their child didn't perform well at their Winter Concert. These are the same parents who told me months ago that I needed to be more lenient by allowing their kids to skip rehearsals. FML

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By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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Saturday 22 December 2012 5:24

Don't you ******* hate those religious freaks? I sure do. It's ok to have a religion and be proud of it but you shouldn't go around shoving it down people's throats. -___-

saksxalmo 20

Saturday 22 December 2012 5:19

Well technically she's right. How do you think early Christians got all those converts? Io Saturnalia, everyone!

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perdix 29

Saturday 22 December 2012 5:58

Why did the tears make you quit? Almost all Christmas stories have crying in them. A Christmas Carol, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, It's a Wonderful Life, and even A Christmas Story! These stories would suck if the characters quit when the crying started. Now, suck it up and soldier on after the attack of the Abominable Hypocrite.

TheLadyOpal 30

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:52

I would imagine the rehearsal was cancelled because all the crying kids were probably too shaken up by being screamed at by some old biddy. Even if she wasn't yelling at all of them, just being in the vicinity of something like that can be a great way to get your nerves all shot.

Rukkus92 16

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:08

At least her outburst was in the rehearsal and not the actual show.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:13

She technically needs to get a life instead of ruining fun for someone else. Christmas is a time for fun and uniting family together.

Harpy20 24

Saturday 22 December 2012 7:34

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

sirlime 1

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:19

Well she is right you know. That's why we think Jesus was born in the bloody dealthy cold winter of the Middle East and why we don't have orgies around the evergreen tree

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:25

just this once grandma!

stewpididiot 11

Saturday 22 December 2012 7:19

Grandma needs to get run over by a reindeer

XxRose_SparksxX 7

Saturday 22 December 2012 8:06

Christmas IS originally a pagan holiday. Get over it lady -_-

Epsilonyx 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 8:58

Why was she ranting about Christmas' Pagan origins at a Nativity play rehearsal? The Nativity story is one aspect of Christmas that is entirely Biblical lol.