By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 32

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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ThecomingofTan 9

So you took an arrow to the knee and have a broken nose. You lucky bastard.

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PaulB123 11

If you talk the talk you'd better be able to walk the walk. Funny cause by trying to diffuse the situation you were being a tough guy!

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old09 11

I was laughing so hard I don't know if I hit FYL or YDI Either way Lololololololol

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Epsilonyx 15

Every single guard in the game at one point says "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee" as you pass by. So it was a good opportunity to start the meme. And I mean every. Single. Guard.

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HetaliaFreak 10

I told my teacher, "I was gonna do the homework, but then I took an arrow to the knee." She didn't think that was funny, either.

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MrSassypants 32

*Gasp* Don't tell tell me she broke your nose?

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PvtParts417 15

I used to be straight but then I took an arrow up the butt. And I liked it.

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NotsoobviousTrol 5

Think about the blood!!!

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BumpInTheRoad 3

He possibly drank the blood.

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NotsoobviousTrol 5

What if the arrow was hooked?

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BumpInTheRoad 3

Just more blood to drink, plus a very possible side of death.

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HetaliaFreak 10

A vibrating arrow.

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old09 11

Well in the game Specific people (being any Guard in any city) say it referring to the fact That you're an adventurer specifically being the Dragonborn and.......Oh God I don't have a life

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eatsleepjb 8

People used to like me, but then I started saying I took an arrow to the knee

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Airman1988 9

This was simply karma getting back at you for using stupid overdone phrases that were never funny to begin with

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docscientist 9

Karma's ******* retarded then, because it seems like the guy deserves hearing the phrase for acting like a douchebag by trying to start fights with everyone.

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