Work: Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red...

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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Same thing different taste

Anger issues much?

By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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Awks

By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:12

I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:04

That is one crazy woman :O FYL!

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y927t 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:19

thats quite funny!

hellokimmiee 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:38

ydi for not locking your door

mightymart 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:35

someone didnt take her medicatons

littlelamb0428 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:47

I would have torn that bitches head off!

Stoneworthy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 15:29

I actually have a good question. When she punched you, was it a open hand "like a slap" or closed hand punch?

pike1346 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 16:16

I would have dropped her. if a women has the nutz to punch, they can get punched

seannymulvs 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:20

What a bitch.

Quasar_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:20

That's assault

lizzylove_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 18:08

lmao

Jester7 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 18:30

if you're a chick you should have punched her back, if you're a dude...well then you're a pussy for complaining

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