Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed...

By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Careless Whisper?

By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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By fuckingads - 13/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML

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Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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vooper 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:13

minute man, I CHOOSE YOU!

idratherbewrestl 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:05

relax dont do it! when you want to come!

Comments

Coreman39 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:12

K, i'm a guy... and 3 1/2 minutes isn't that bad if you can get her there like 3 times during it... *cough* cough* if you do that there pretty satisfied.... trust me :P

squirlgirl91 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:20

the people who thinks 3 and a half minutes is average.. are idiots. good sex lasts AT LEAST 15 minutes and even then most females won't get off... so you do the math.

raquell 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 6:30

ahahahahahahaha

sexmuffin9452 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:38

LOL my ex lasted almost an hour on first time, he was 15. ! not to make u feel bad or anything buut i think you should get out more!

Javalurso 0

Friday 15 October 2010 17:34

Ok, I'm not the only to use music to timer myself in the act :)

beaner_child 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:25

hahahhahahahahahahaha oh jeez that hella sucks for you!

hilaryinbetween 2

Monday 13 June 2011 22:46

That's pretty short, but that's fairly typical for round one. The important thing is having a round two that lasts longer, hell, more if you need it to make sure she gets off.

alliteen 3

Friday 5 August 2011 17:36

you know you can train your body to go longer. when you **********, dont make your goal Cumming asap. that's what trained you to only go 3.5 mins in the first place. train your body.