By Not Drunk - 30/01/2017 10:32 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I was involved in a crash at work. When I was asked if I had been drinking, instead of saying, "I don't drink" my words got screwed up and I said, "I don't think." Everyone is now certain I caused the crash. FML
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campbelllp tells us more.

campbelllp 10

Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.

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Tripartita 44

Brains are weird, OP. I was once detained for questioning regarding a series of murders, and while I thought I was following the officers, it turns out I was leading them to a pile of corpses and murder weapons with my prints on them. Ha! No biggie!

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WCARlover 34

Since there's no proof of you being intoxicated I hope they lot you go scot(ch)-free

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egnur_mas 19

Wait is this another reproduced FML? I'm sure I've read one before worded EXACTLY like this...

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Catdragon 40

Same here, I have definitely heard this one before.

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alaina1104 11

They couldn't have used a breathalyzer?

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bartsj8815 1

And simply sayin NO was too difficult I guess?

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campbelllp 10

Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.

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Catdragon 40

I feel like this was faked since I have heard the same words before.

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