Work: Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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vioh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:27

Oh my god! o___O'

Watchmaker 2

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:27

You have a fist. Apply it to his face with all due haste.

Jaywin 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:57

Repeat as necessary to achieve desired facial ownage.

Crystalyo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:19

26 and 31: WIN :D

bertox626 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:32

I would beat the shit out of him

hahaha6 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:44

Sounds to me like this is an FML for your dad. Sorry if it's true.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:48

Damn....it's more of an FML for your dad. but I HATE when people write the FMLs from a different person's point of view...so please refrain :) but that sucks. i'd punch him ：D

sabrinasuzanne 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:26

It's not from a different persons point of view. I sure as shit wouldn't want to hear this information if I were in his shoes, on top of that, he has to decide whether to confront his mother & father.

burnhamt23 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:06

How could he deserve this?

imajinethat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:07

Son of a MILF. Congrats.

jbcali 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:08

How could he not know the boss is your dad?

wreckedurday 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:22

kinda sux, but at the same time u just met ur step dad officially lol... nah im just kidding id nail ur boss's wife too

pommeblossom 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:27

OMG EW

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