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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 214

By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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You deserved it 1 917

Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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igotprobz 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:01

tragic

mrdriver 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 3:49

Drop kick into traffic

jalapeno64 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:01

Maybe it didn't really happen. Maybe he was just lying so he could sound cool.

mk58 31

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:15

I'm hoping it's just some douchebag talking shit, otherwise OP's mom's game is over.

eddiefrnndz 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:03

You should kick his ass !

hryffff 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:55

Tell your dad

mymiles 13

Friday 12 July 2013 23:51

I honestly don't believe anything people say at the bar I work at

HateMySister 6

Thursday 31 October 2013 20:06

This could be an FML for 3 people once they all find out.

jamie1272 8

Friday 17 January 2014 6:17

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS owwwwwe

mylifesanfml 7

Tuesday 24 March 2015 14:18

Today, I told my fellow employee how I banged the boss' wife last night. The fellow employee was their daughter. FML

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