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By  lmmmr

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

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Wow, you sound like an extremely immature un-educated little boy. I'm not saying YDI for smoking pot, I'm just saying YDI for being stupid about it and not descreet enough about it with your friend and you got caught and now are mad and bitchy about it....WTF did you think would happen if youre young as hell and get caught?! Next time, be more descreet about it, and if youre not, don't get mad if youre too stupid to not hide it well.

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The person spelling discrete as "descreet" and spelling you're as youre calls him stupid. I don't usually call out spelling mistakes, but don't call someone else stupid if your English is this bad, come on.

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I might be able to take you more seriously if you didn't spell the word 'discreet' wrong as well. I'd take care to next time to make sure you're ACTUALLY correct before coming off as a pretentious, pompous and generally uninformed moron. I, also, don't normally comment on spelling, but you really deserved this one. The irony is striking.

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Airenh4: Before you criticize someone on spelling, check your stuff out. Both 'discreet' and 'discrete' are correctly spelled words, but they have different meanings. dis⋅creet –adjective 1. judicious in one's conduct or speech, esp. with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect. 2. showing prudence and circumspection; decorous: a discreet silence. 3. modestly unobtrusive; unostentatious: a discreet, finely wrought g

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Oh wait, I just realized this is probably a joke lol WHOOPS... nowhere in the FML does it actually use the phrase "smoke pot," so it wouldn't make sense for the replier to just bring it up.

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Dude what the fuck? He didn't get caught. His friend, who did it with him, ratted him out. How the hell are you supposed to hide that you're doing something from the person you're doing it with?

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i hate it when people say pot, its not pot, its weed, or cannabis or marijuana, its not smoking pots and pans. goddammit the only people who say pot dont smoke weed, so this is fake

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The exact same thing happened to me in high school, and my parents made me shave my head, and gave me piss tests until I turned 18. Oh, and #365, it's been called "pot" since before you were born shit head.

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lol the worst thing that could happen to someone smoking ONLY weed is they will eat the kitchen clean then fall asleep. it's everything else that goes with it or in it that makes it bad

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Yeah except if you grow it at home and only use organic fertilizer and then use a vaporizor...not really much bad stuff left but yeah it's really bad for you *rolls eyes*

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Check your facts. Marijuana is only psychologically addictive. It is not physically addictive - you don't go through physical withdrawal symptoms like other drugs if you suddenly stop using it. Compare this to alcohol or tobacco, which are both physically addictive, but completely legal.

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that makes it easier to recover if it is only mental. changing a mindset i believe would be easier then changing a bodies reaction to something. i could be wrong

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Most unfit...hmmm wait wasn't there a guy at the 2008 Olympics that won 8 Gold medals and later there was a pic of him smoking? Oh yeah Michael Phelps...Yeah he is totally unfit...

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not true at all. 1.weed is to chill out 2.most of my friends and people i know who smoke pot aren't fat, infact they are fit and healthy as one can be 3.it's not for fucked up people, everyone here is normal and they live a great life (well here in europe)

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#52: He was just repeating the exact words of someone else. A lot of people I know who smoke pot are skinny, not fat. My friend used to get really bad migraines all the time and he hasn't had one since. Everyone I talk to says there really isn't a need, it's just a want.

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Hahah #43 that is false. I smoke pot and I've maintained an above 4.0 average in school, and I take the hardest classes. (Not trying to be pretentious, just trying to make a point). Just because maybe everyone YOU know are all underachievers, doesn't mean that everyone everywhere is the same.

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Wow! Does everyone here smoke weed? The smoking of weed is the most harmful method of consumption, since the inhalation of smoke from organic materials such as weed, tobacco, and rolling papers can cause various health problems. Copied right out of wikipedia.

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#77 That just means that it is more damaging to smoke weed then to say, eat weed in special brownies. But any smoke is damaging to your lungs a bit, even candles and incense.

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ha. are you even really a doctor? if that were true she'd be doing more than smoking weed. I call bullshit. weed has never killed anybody, and that's a fact.

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Miss Dr....saying that everyone who smoked weed smokes cigarettes is a huge stereotype. Also as you said it she smokes spliffs and cigarettes... A spliff is weed with tobacco...so she probably got it from the cancer sticks so yeah stop saying marijuana gives you cancer if you don't know shit... I wonder why cancer patients use marijuana to ease their pain...I bet it's to get MORE cancer...get your facts straight. Oh btw where did you get your so called "medical license"? In a box of Ch

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Inhalation of smoke introduces so many poisons into your lungs. And as for my medical license, it really is no business of a pot smoking idiot what it contains.

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Aww. You started so well, then you started talking bullshit and used big words to cover it up. I thought this was going to be serious... Anyway, we're not talking about daily use for four years. It's the 'best' of the known drugs since it has the least side effects.

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"along with 5 cigarettes a day." cigarettes cause lung cancer, not weed. this is a classic example of how people against weed twist things. & to say that all these people who smoke weed probaby smoke cigarettes too doesn't make sense. I know plenty of people who smoke weed and don't smoke cigarettes. me included.

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actually your completley wrong i know people who started smoking pot at age 13 and are now 50 with absouletley NO damage to their lungs so i would say that you dont know what the fuck your talking about when u say that u will die in 4 years of smoking pot. and if this was true than why aren't cigarettes illegal also? and also most people who smoke pot dont eventually smoke other drugs

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Damaging to the lungs " a bit " wtf, smoking ONE joint is equal to FIVE cigarettes. And to everyone else, I have smoked weed, and it is better than coke, or heroine but it is still harmful. OP:YDI.. you smoke weed, be prepared for the consequences.

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I heard that your mother was a speedfreak whore in a leper colony for 15 years and loved every minute of it, until she found out that the other whores got paid ...

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First off, I don't smoke... anything. I tried this stuff one time. I just graduated from a really good university with honors, and I'll be going to grad school. Don't bother calling me a loser or a pot head. You'll only make yourself look irrational. (Obama tried COCAINE once and he's the fucking President.) Weed is only bad if you use too much of it. It's exactly like alcohol or tobacco... or McDonald's. Should it be illegal for me to have a two drinks once a month because some people

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ON WHAT PLANET is ganja bad? if you have asthma, then ganja will help you (while tobacco smoke restricts alveoli, cannabis expands them; i have not had an asthma attack in almost 20 years; i smoke all day every day). if you have glaucoma, then ganja will help you. you must not have these ailments.... there are many documented medical benefits from cannabis use. this is why 13 of 50 (26%) of the states have legalized it.

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# 77 "straight from wikipedia" Exactly! If you go to university you will find out that wikipedia is not an scholarly source because anyone can write pretty much whatever they want on that! so just because wikipedia says it, it doesn't mean its true. In fact, most likely whatever it says is flat out wrong.

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all you asses that say ganja is bad Fuck off..seriously. theres many reasons why ganja should be legal, so be a little more open minded and read a damn book about all the perc's it has then smoke a bowl

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You do relize theres only two reasons pot is illegal. 1. The government can't tax it because it can be grown unlike cigarettes (tobacco can be grown but theres are many chemicals added to it to make it addictive). 2. Cigarettes companies probably pay politicians to keep it illegal because unless you were addicted to cigarettes there is no possible reason to want to smoke cigarettes over pot. They also pay for those bull shit propostions against marijuana and all anti-marijuana commercials and

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You do realize theres reason why i said for the people who think its bad? Theres obviously alot of people on here that say its addictive and it should be illegal because all their bs beliefs or whatever the excuse is, But it has wayyyyyyy more pro's then cons. Its not only because they cant tax it, by being legal cannabis in cali pulled in a billion dollars in other countrys that have it legal the cigarette company's get action in that shit so what would make it any different over here? marlbo

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Hmm yeah your soo right because people who really need it for medical purposes like depression which ganja btw is proven better than anti depressents which in many cases actually leads to suicide Also for those cronic pains that would actually like to feel relief then be in pain, Anorexics where it influences them to eat. Cancer for anxiety, pain, and muscle relief. people with asthma need it, people with migraines need it. throw some facts or challenge me with something more intelligent than im

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For those of you who believe that weed is the "mirical" drug that has only given you benefits in life, Congratulations! You are among the 15% of people in the world that have gainned it's benefits. while the other 85% of people in the world gain the negative effects of an unpredictable narcotic drug. Most street marijuana has been laced with other chemicals, like rat poison and other insecticides. These increase the feeling of intoxication. Obviously, if a chemical would kill another f

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maybe if the government would legalize it people wouldnt be able to lace it smart guy. obviously if cannabis was sold dispensary's wouldnt be able to lace it with coke, crack or any other special ingredients your talking about, and as for the rat poison what do you think is in cigarettes? get smart. another pro about having it legal is that you would be able to grow it yourself so you know exactly what your getting back. so thanks for that #311 Toxicpyro.

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obveously you don't seem to understand that only 15% of the population of the world (6 billion people) ONLY GAIN BENIFITS while the other 85% GET THE UNWANTED PSYCOLOGICAL ALLERGIC REACTION WHICH INTURN CAUSES PYSCOLOGICAL DISFUNCTION, and you know what else is funny? Only the people who have gainned the benfits, or simply refuse to use the drug have spoken, you can compare the fyls and the ydls and see what the true voice of the people is. You can use that as your physical evidence.

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Only people who get benefits or people who dont smoke at all? ive looked it up a bit right now and the worst they came up with from this is a mild case of paranoia which as you said yourself could be laced and not anywheres near 85% like you said. if its legal there wouldnt be so many people getting it laced and would be able to grow it themselves or buy it from the government then having to buy it from "drug dealers" so as i said before the pro's are so much greater than con's. knowle

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ummmm yes it does... not that i would want it that way but yes people do put shit in their weed, everything from coke to windex. for the record though i do smoke and find nothing wrong with the vise, not laced of course. and to the one that said it is only for fat lazy idiots.... ummm again, no.

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For everyone yelling this and that about weed without having their facts straight go pick up a copy pf the Emperor Wears No Clothes. It's a book with tons of facts about weed, good and bad. It's 100% true that nobody has ever died from smoking weed, it's what most people do along with it that will kill you. SO not to bash anybody's ideals or opinions but please get your facts straight before you start to comment on a very sensitive subject such as smoking pot. It's not such a big deal, trust me

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#1: That is excessive consumption. Even if everything else you said wasn't bullshit, it just shows that moderation is important. Too much water will kill you. #2: Her lungs smell like rotting flesh? Really? I have actually never once heard about that. I think that if anything actually did that then it would be a big part of anti-smoking campaigns. #3: Gateway drug? Utter bullshit. Yes, most people who use harder drugs try pot first. But the vast majority of people who smoke pot don't

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it had effected you the wrong way but theres a reason why doctor's prescribe it to so many people. not nearly as many people see good results from the anti depressents than when they smoke ganja, on top it never makes you feel all suicidal, unless your the first then congratz but highly doubtful dear. I was depressed and once i started smoking i noticed a difference and its really helped out with anxiety also so its not like i have to get high daily, unlike anti when you have to take them like

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I resent that assessment because not only do you call pot users lazy and stupid, which is downright untrue, your post is riddled with spelling errors. Off the top of my head, I can name ten pot smokers that I know of that scored above a 2000 on the SAT and are in the top quarter or even tenth of their class. Michael Phelps, who has won more olympic medals for swimming than anyone else, is an admitted pot smoker. With all due respect, get your facts straight, fix your grammar, then we'll talk.

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hahah are you kidding me? weed has never killed anyone. you probably got that from a completely biased and unreliable source because I personally knew 2 people who died from playing with a gun while he was high and another who got in a car accident while high. get your fuckin facts straight.

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I'm sorry Ikaite, I respect u as a very smart man or woman but smoking marijunah is bad for u but you would need a lot of weed to get black lungs u hav been smokin weed since seventh grade and my health along with my lungs are basically untouched by it. she must hav smoked bad quality marijuana to start having her lungs decay

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i've been to 10 different middle schopls and 3 different high schools. (my parents travel around on business) thanks to that i have yet made a hood friend but i have categorized many people. fact is 28/30 pot users are in fact pale, almost anorexic/obese, and have a below 2.0 gpa. yes i did the math. hard proof beats opinions.

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Actually, you ignorant assholes, weed can kill you! It can be all of you dumbasses who smoke weed on their patio and get high and fall in their pool, or you morons who just smoke weed because they think they're cool and try to impress other idiots and get high and drive and kill people. It kills 300 braincells for each blunt you smoke, and can give you mouth cancer and lung cancer. I'm pretty sure anything you get high off of isn't good for you fake jackasses.

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It takes over 1000 lbs of weed in one hit to kill you, and that's only because your lungs would inflate like a balloon crushing your other organs then explode, so game over.

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I don't care too much about the weed issue. I simply believe that everyone has the right to their decisions. But if you are going to prove a point by degrading somebody's intelligence, please use spellcheck and grammar check. It's "than" not "then" #71

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