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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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verstecktergeist 11

Friday 26 June 2009 3:22

No one beat anyone unless it was with a dick.. To 'hit' someone is to 'bang' is to '****' them..

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:08

Thaaaaat blows...

MikeTenninch 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:39

... AWESUM! Congratulate that guy for me please lol

notsocrafty 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:32

let's see some hot MILF action.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:11

That's five kinds of ****** up, that.

StoneColdNigga 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:20

Owned nigga!!!

hugzandkisses666 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:41

Wouldn't he have known you're their son? Well, unless he was new or something, but I think they would've introduced you as their son to him and the term 'finally' makes it sound as if he were working there for a while already and she would have to know him well enough first.

Struedelmuffin 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:33

I think he should buy a pickle.

kittykat1501 31

Friday 12 June 2015 6:08

I like pickles

Gavik 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:24

Meanwhile, in a non-Puritan society...

PottentialFML 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:04

He didn't kill her or sleep with her, he simply "hit" her with his weiner. (meat slap)

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