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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By Boss Troubles - 17/03/2015 06:12 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By BillLumberg - 03/02/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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PrickHead 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:02

could of been worse... could of shit ur pants...

ryrywakaka 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:03

LOL you should sniff it all up . take it for the team

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XXizzlerXX 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:34

everybody does it but still u Shulda held it

ibitehard 9

Monday 6 June 2011 3:28

Should have** sorry :P force of habit

Rangant 7

Monday 6 June 2011 1:34

well if the awkwardness leads to u quitting u can always become a poet :)

Person1233 12

Monday 6 June 2011 1:34

FYL if your boss gives a shit about flatulence.

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:38

Wow that's unfortunate.

PapaCool_fml 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:40

Ha ha ha! Great description! I felt drawn into the event! 100% jurnalistic job. Thx!

love_you77 9

Monday 6 June 2011 1:42

Yum?

smellymellyy 7

Monday 6 June 2011 1:46

creepy pedo alert

lmaoatall 6

Monday 6 June 2011 1:46

if you say it was the vilest, then it had to have been the kind that clings to you. weaves itself through your clothes and no matter how fast you try to flee from the scene, it manages to stay with you. haha, you sickass. fy boss's life.