By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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TheHam 2

Sounds like the begining of a pornfilm

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KVKdragon 26

that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

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X_Codes 11

When I do this, I put on pants and case the place first to make CERTAIN nobody is there.

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morgan69_fml 0

Did he fix YOUR dishwasher?;D

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CockieMonster 0

lol I read all of these thinking OP is a guy, and for some reason it makes it funnier.

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TrollerTrollsYou 0

You learned a valuable lesson. And you have a story to tell. haha

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MinisterOfTheDog 5

Did you follow it with awkward-breaking-moment-sex?

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rose1322 4

hey maybe you won't have to pay him

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randomlettrrs 8

i think you mean "**** or gtfo" or "pics or it didnt happen."

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variants 0

maybe 85 was trying to combine the two, like "pics of your **** or it didnt happen so gtfo."

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