By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Radek18 0

is this like your way of venting to just openly admit this online? hey whatever floats your boat just know you will always be a looser unless you at least get a flashlight or something :) then you'll be a looser still but a bit more prestige than a sock puppet

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blcarter81 0

and with each thrust the elastic in his 'girlfriend' will also become "looser".

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whatup360 1

looser is Spelt loser, loser

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Radek18 0

a great docbastard once said grammar and spelling is irrelevant on the Internet so....fck off!

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summerkingsley 0

Speaking of losers, cute capital S in the middle of a sentence, whatup360.

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Alexxcunningham 0

#44 no he meant loose with "er" at the end. he spelt it right. newfag.

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sierraquadstr 3

why don't I ever see good looking chicks like you down here?

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IHeartJimi02 0

That's just sad OP. Find a real girl. You'll have more fun.

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msw24 5

Can anyone tell me what OP means?! I simply can't figure it out.

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fearthereaper79 0

well at least you don't have to worry about her cheating on you.

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BWill9014 4

OH... fine OP make the sock your girl friend and don't even aknowledge your hand as a prostitute at least... what a bastard you are

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Spongii101 12

His best friend could have sex with the sock too...

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bearsgoroar 0

it's an Internet thing. SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.

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