Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet....

By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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Actor's Studio

By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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porcelainkisses 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.

coballan55 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

is she hot?

Comments

HSOMGF 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:16

And you're admitting this online?

runninbrotha 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:23

exactly what I thought!!!

Juliaa15 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:25

it's not like it gives everyone their facebook, it's anonymous.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:00

Do you know who posted it? No? Then it doesn't matter much what they post.

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:17

WOW!!Now that's desperate-ness right there (0-o)

Doortje 29

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:17

You're calling this sock puppet your girlfriend nut you didn't bother to give her a name?

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:24

Did you mean to write 'nut'? Please say yes! Because that would be funny!(:

whatup360 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:40

Doortje 29

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:14

Lol, yeah, I totally did!

JimMorrison_fml 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:18

worthless without pics

truthinlies 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:12

why would you want pics of that in the first place

schwancy 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:19

You should graduate to a blow-up doll.

Bonacci 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:25

or at least a fleshlight?

auzzrage 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:46

hahahhaha made me laugh :)

Alexxcunningham 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:30

Lmfao. a fleshlight would be like a supermodel to OP right now d: he hasn't earned that yet

gintori 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:01

haha exactly!

nick27lax 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:31

haha right

runninbrotha 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:19

I wonder what the sock puppet is saying about you....

turtle4938 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:55

"Is that it?"

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:24

That's what she said?

kaoriblossom 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:22

"NO! NOT THE PENIS!! I WANT THE FEET!!!!!" he is totally abusing that sock.....

GingerFro 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 7:52

i've had bigger

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:20

I'd hate to think of what you do to your wash cloth in the shower.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:21

you just gave me an idea!

Alexxcunningham 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:32

^ failtacular

KrazieKleo 13

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:23

LOL, this made me lol

disco2466 8

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:27

WHAT THE F$#K

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:29

How do you know when she finished?

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