Transportation: Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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Getting the point across

By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00

Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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Let that sink in

By kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

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PSQ91 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:46

Stop the car please. Stop it! Stop the ******* car!! bwarrggghhh

foglyogly 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:51

Because vomiting is a choice?

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MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:58

Vomiting indicates you did perfect. It was so much fun he got dizzy with excitement which caused him to vomit.

ejones1991 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:37

Who's next up for the crash-a-hurl?!?

j_cat187 19

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:12

I prefer the hurl-a-whirl.

Tess_fml 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:04

Don't worry, you can't be THAT bad.. just takes practice. Wait.. you HAD driven beforehand, right? Go for a drive with someone who trusts you.

MaskingTape 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:12

maybe they are in driving school because nobody trusts their driving.

kduubb 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:07

i dnt think your driving was what caused him to puke.. he probaly was hungover or somethan

cenax27 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:38

thnx dr phil

ninjaghost2013 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:16

maybe it's a sign stay off the roads take a bus and never get a vehicle of ure own

metallicshadow 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:19

maybe he just felt sick? did he actually tell you that you were driving bad or did you end up failing?

why_R_U_gay 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:23

GRAND THEFT AWSOME!!

Lil_Killah 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:25

better luck next time (:

eguerrini 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:45

took me 2 years to have my driving license......

DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:46

OP: So did I pass? Instructor: BLEEEEEEEAAAAARRR OP: Is that a yes? Instructor: BLLLAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH OP: Great, see you Tuesday!

dreamering 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:04

I think you are a future NASCAR driver.

Jesus_Christ69 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:59

Possibly, they just drive around in circles anyways.

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