Transportation: Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00

Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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Let that sink in

By kalvin - 24/05/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2011 0:46

Stop the car please. Stop it! Stop the ******* car!! bwarrggghhh

foglyogly 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:51

Because vomiting is a choice?

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dewby98 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:07

you should try harder next time

Emers0802 2

Monday 4 July 2011 3:36

that's what she said? :3

DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:41

that's the FUNNIEST thing I've heard all week!!! Do you know how bad you have to suck to make someone throw up at your performance!!!

ReynshineCutting 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:49

I am not impressed with your performance!

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:51

how is that an FYL, more like a YDI.

Jesus_Christ69 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:57

Perhaps he was just sick that day and the motion of the car made his stomach uneasy. Don't be too hard on yourself next time.

Blacksmokehick 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:07

woman?

HaloR 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:13

Y cant u drive,its simpleall it takes is a brain

LizzJizz 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:46

Lol youd be surprised how many ******* Terrible drivers there out there -_____-

MisterMichael 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:13

must be a girl

CrazyGirl445 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:52

Ohhh boners I love you (: haha

Mini_Pedobear 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:56

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