Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to...

By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 19:04

I just threw up a little.....

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

. . . and Grandpa's missing, and Grandma seems uncharacteristically cheery.

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indistructo 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:34

you eat ur grandma :(

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:26

canibalism ftw!!

Ima_monster_x3 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:36

I think I'm gonna throw up..

LadyOpheliac 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:39

...Is your grandmother Mrs. Lovett?

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:42

Maybe Grandma thinks you're a Fine Young Cannibal.

Uneedanapbro 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:47

Could have been worse. It could have been an inch long brownie piece in a skin pastry.

birds_fml 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:49

I really doubt it was an inch long piece of skin, OP. Where the hell would it have come from? I bet you anything it was some sort of paper... like parchment paper. People use that to cook with you know. Or coulda been a piece of the lining of the flour bag that fell in and she didn't notice.