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By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:57

Very cleverly worded, my friend. Well done.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:56

Hit and run!

Comments

jcmjr 4

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:17

Haha I bet you drive a blue Prius!!!!!!

Pigeon89 34

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:37

It's illegal to use even a bike on the pavement here, never mind a motorbike- so that's why OP isn't to blame!

stewie488 4

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:03

Idk you might plug up of attempted to flush em all :/

landsharkman 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 19:33

What's his address I will come beat him with a bat I hate kids.

sambudd14 2

Friday 1 June 2012 1:03

Something you want me to do?...;)

minty1807 9

Friday 1 June 2012 1:17

If you're from the uk, why are you reffering to it as a 'sidewalk'?

partaytayy 3

Friday 1 June 2012 6:26

hahaha flush every last one of these human turds... yeah, some people aren't that bright..

PhishloverA 14

Monday 16 July 2012 1:40

110, even if the other guy was in a car he would still be at fault if OP wrecked

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 18 March 2013 16:03

I know how to help you get rid of all them! "Forget" that you have breaks, and a steering wheel! Problem solved!

mEtAl_pAnDa997 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 18:57

Sounds like a shit stain on the underwear of life

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