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By Anonymous / Saturday 6 February 2016 11:56 / United States - Newburyport
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By  Baustigt  |  40

It was certainly gracious of the truck to drive him to the hospital afterwards. I wish my car was that forgiving. One time I accidentally reversed it into a shopping trolley and it sulked for a week. "You can walk next time, shit-for-brains!" it said. "I ain't drivin' your stupid ass no more!" It's a Hyundai. They have some temperament problems.

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  Feklfekl2222  |  32

And I've just realised seconds after the edit timer expired that he's not going to be able to do that with a broken arm is he... Nonetheless he should pay for the damage if he's old enough

By  MDoremis  |  38

On the bright side, nothing worse happened than a damaged truck and a broken arm.

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  MDoremis  |  38

#5 Yes, it is a small problem compared to the other options of what could have happened: Hitting the angle wrong and becoming a paraplegic, quadriplegic, breaking his neck and dying, hitting his head and falling into a coma, hitting his head and having permanent brain damage that causes mental retardation, or gives him severe memory loss and he can't retain new information without being told umpteen times. And that's just the things I can think of off the top of my head.

By  Baustigt  |  40

It was certainly gracious of the truck to drive him to the hospital afterwards. I wish my car was that forgiving. One time I accidentally reversed it into a shopping trolley and it sulked for a week. "You can walk next time, shit-for-brains!" it said. "I ain't drivin' your stupid ass no more!" It's a Hyundai. They have some temperament problems.

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  citrusglass  |  22

My car is always very snobbish. I mean, what else can you expect from those French car brands? It's always refusing to run unless I feed it the best quality gas. Of course, I always try to be cheap and give it diesel. After which it will throw a hissy fit. The worst part is when it gets its...wheels on those car catalogues and starts begging for a repaint in one of those crazy colours. My car needs to learn to be happy in its natural gold colour, it's really too insecure about all its marks and scratches. Quite tragic, really.

By  PuppiesKisses  |  15

When my brother was young he did a super man dive off the roof. We had a huge hill behind the house and I guess he thought he could make a safe landing on it. Broken arm as well.

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