Transportation: Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot...

By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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Road warrior

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:57

Very cleverly worded, my friend. Well done.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:56

Hit and run!

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:43

Regardless of who had right of way there is one law that overrules all traffic laws, that's the law of physics. That judge, jury and executioner sentences motorcycle riders to the death penalty against cars. No appeal.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:50

Next time just call the cops and let them know.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:56

Next time, don't brake. Let the theories of Charles Darwin take care of the rest.

blsmadman 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:11

**** u

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:56

Damn you must really hate people?

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:49

Correction: They really hate STUPID people.

123josie123 11

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:00

34, the pot calling the kettle black? *hint: your username.

videokid2000 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:42

They just hate human turds in the toilet of life.

dodysmoke 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:11

Don't stress OP, let the reckless biker learn the hard way. Ignorance is bliss for only so long.

leadawg75 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:12

Love the very last phrase XD

calliefornia2 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:14

Unfortunately flushing humans down toilets is frowned upon in most establishments...

Eraslayer 18

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:42

not in the wizarding world, there it's all business!

calliefornia2 3

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:49

Hence the "most" ;)

reddudeover 2

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:16

Not to poop on your genocidal party, but that sounds like something Hitler might say.

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:19

GODWIN !

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:25

People like that almost always end up killing themselves, which is good cause they get out of the gene pool. I'm glad there was no accident, but if there was it would've been his fault not yours.